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05:45 GMT         Day 16 of 90, Season 69    

"I hate old people"

Written by Asian Federation at 16:44 11/8-2013

  "I just don't like them. I know several people over 30 years, and they are all assholes. If you ask me, every rider above 30 years should retire on the spot."
  
  Joakim upset a lot of people this evening, when he spoke about the release of three of his star riders. Aberto Gasperoni, Sabri Rasim and Pierre Theijs have all left the Asian Federation team, leaving the fans baffled. The release of Aberto Gasperoni has especially upset a lot of fans, considering that his name stands behind most of the Asian Federation victories.
  
  "But what about Florian Ilic?" The press asked. "Fuck him," Joakim responded. "I accidentally signed him up for a race this Wednesday, and he refuses to drop out. This whole thing would be easier if Ilic just fucked off."
  
  Joakim refused to answer when asked what the release money would be used on, though it is highly likely that they will be used on new, younger rider.

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Comments


Asian Federation at 13:57 14/8-2013
  Thanks! If you are interested, I'll post a press release about it in the next days.

Nairobi City Cycling Club at 13:44 14/8-2013
  Good luck with Carlos and your new project :)

Asian Federation at 14:06 13/8-2013
  Well, maybe if Gasperoni wouldn't have stolen those energy gels, maybe this situation would have been avoided!

SprintingKings at 09:36 13/8-2013
  As president of the Gasperoni fanclub I'm realy upset about this >:(

Asian Federation at 11:16 12/8-2013
  Why would that be considered cheating? It's not like I'm putting stuff in their drinking water.

NightmareChaos at 09:50 12/8-2013
  Some people consider releasing a form of cheating, I hope you won't get in trouble for it. :D

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